May 2012
55 posts
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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pearlxu replied to your chat: Austin + Cocaine 5EvuR ._. wut.
May 14th
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Austin + Cocaine 5EvuR
Me:
I can sleep after binging coke
I dont know
how
It's like I'm at peace with coke
coke is my soulmate.
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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islesandglaciers: I still don’t understand so many employers are cool with tacky tattoos, facial piercings, and their employees reeking of cigarettes but COLORED HAIR, NO WAY MAN!!! I dunno, I’m just jobless and bitter, man. But really, the place that was going for an “edgy environment” but told me to call them when I dyed my hair brown… I need sleep.   oh hayree yu 2 edgie.
May 11th
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cocaine-white replied to your post: cocaine-white replied to your post: MOURNING THE… Guess you don’t got a car that you call Jenny anymore. You’re probably the only person that knows why I call my car Jenny. D0wn a f0rty 4 a fallen H0m1E.
May 10th
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cocaine-white replied to your post: MOURNING THE DEATH OF MY GODDAMN CAR. :/ I’m never going to love again.
May 10th
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MOURNING THE DEATH OF MY GODDAMN CAR.
YOU DON’T KNOW HOW SERIOUS THIS IS TO ME.
May 10th
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May 10th
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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islesandglaciers asked: It was diet though. That's weird though, most people don't know about the processed sugar thing. CHEMICALS > CALORIES, MAN- FUCK I SOUND LIKE A THINSPO BLOG.
May 8th
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islesandglaciers: Stupid things to do: drinking a 21oz pepsi at 12:30am…     um  processed sugar is dat even vegan i dunno mayne eating all that bacon. shit that rhymed i am not a rapper
May 8th
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3 AM Conversation
Austin Kim: I don't know
Austin Kim: if I'm extremely tired
Austin Kim: but
Austin Kim: reading my own name in text
Austin Kim: makes my name sound really stupid
Austin Kim: Who the fuck is named Austin?
Austin Kim: #ThankYouParents
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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WatchWatch
the-fox-bandit: avatarsnowy:et al:cuddlypoops Audio from Portal 2.
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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Anonymous asked: faggot.
May 6th
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Hear neighbors have sex.
Think to myself: I’m going to remain single forever. I’m going to remain single forever. I’m going to remain single forever. Does this girl only know the words “oh” and “yeah?” Well that was over quick. I don’t hear them anymore. Premature ejaculation is a bitch. I should send him some sort of local anesthesia for his penis.
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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islesandglaciers asked: Well most chocolate bars have milk in them and cake is usually made with eggs in the batter and butter in the icing so...
May 4th
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May 4th
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Interesting turn of events.
Me (Clearly in the friendzone): Take me to Avengers and I'll give you head.
Her: Sure.
May 4th
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May 3rd
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illinois: the year is 2012 sexy has disappeared once again only one man can bring it back
May 2nd
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May 2nd